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the drag

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Day by day, I fill my head with tales of magick or something otherworldly because I can't stand how boring and mundane all of our lives are... such a first world problem, but it is how I feel.

I want to experience a roller coaster every day. Not an emotional one with this dance we all do with people, but to climb mountains, ski down them, and feel ALIVE.
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Consistency

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I am someone who strives for reliability in schedule, yet I'll be taking on more and more responsibility until it covers me up to my eyes. Keeping busy in high stress is good for me in some aspects, but it is another form of escapism. What am I running from? Life, itself. The constant Catch 22 of "Did I say this right?" or, "I wonder if they still think about this one specific instance in which I fucked up, because I do."

I am moving away from this mindset, little by little. There are setbacks. My mind starts playing these games as a default. I need to be strong enough to say, "No." To myself, and to others.
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Note

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A Nice Letter

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 KasdaArtsDA ,

Dear Shanna,           
               

I don't really know how to tell you this, but
the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when that night you picked your nose in a clown suit and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching, and you should stop picking your nose.


Love always,

JAIMERS


P.S.
YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D

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HOW TO DO IT:

Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,                            
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

I've been tagged by : :iconkasdaartsda:

[X] Smoked.
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died. 
[x] Been drunk.
[] Had sex. 
[X] Been to a concert. 
[x] gotten/given a handjob.
[X] gotten/given a blowjob.
[X] Been verbally/sexually harassed. 
[] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 
[] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] Been to prom.
[X] Cried at school.
[X] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
[X] Went streaking. 
[] Given or received a lap dance.  
[X] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

[X] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 
[X] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[] Kissed a stranger.
[X] Hugged a stranger. 
[] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car.
[X] Gotten an x-ray.
[X] Hit by a car.
[X] Had a party.
[X] Done drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

[] Played strip poker/darts.
[] Got paid to strip for someone. 
[] Ran away from home.
[X] Broken a bone.
[X] Eaten sushi.
[] Bought porn. 
[X] Watched porn.
[] Made porn.
[x] Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

[x] Made Out.
[X] Laughed so hard you cried.
[X] Cried yourself to sleep.
[] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun. 
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (I still do, but I don't talk to them at all now T.T)
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[X] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[] Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

[] Watched a person die. 
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[X] Pranked somebody.
[] Put somebody in the hospital. 
[X] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[X] Dressed punk.
[] Dressed goth. 
[X] Dressed preppy. 
[X] been to a motorcross race. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[] Been stalked.
[X] Stalked someone. 
[X] Met a celebrity. Author of Fablehaven XD
[X] Played an instrument.
[X] Cut yourself. 
[] Bungee jumped. I've Bridge Jumped though :P
[] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[X] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

[] Got caught stealing something. 
[X] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
[] Gone out with your friend's crush. 
[] Got arrested. 
[] Been pregnant. 
[x] Babysat. 
[x] Been to another country.
[] Set your house on fire.
[x] Had an encounter with a ghost. (Does playing Bloody Mary count and actually got scratches? ._.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%

[] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 
[X] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 
[x] Sat on your butt all day. 
[X] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[x] Had a job. (Have actually)
[X] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[] Been called a whore.
[X] Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%

[X] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[X] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[x] Danced in the rain.  
[x] Been rejected. 
[] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[] Punched/slapped someone in the face.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 37%
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